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Brunettes: fifteen names, sorted by the door they reach
LARGEST LIST ON THE SITE. Fifteen women, with shades running from sandy balayage to a brown so deep it nearly reads black. A list this long is easier to use if you start from your own room, so below it is sorted by the part of London where each woman most likes to work.
The sorting is a head start, not a fence. Anyone here will come to any hotel in Zones 1 and 2 at the same rate, from £250 for one hour, with her journey included.
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Brunettes, on the list
W1 and WC2, 30 to 45 minutes
Jasmin, chestnut haired and 160 cm, likes a late start and a classic drink at the American Bar in The Savoy. Molly, dark waves and a big laugh, begins around ten and favours the courtyard bar at Ham Yard. Stacy, 176 cm with near black brown hair, welcomes a booking made the same night and a comedy show first. Sonya keeps the opposite hours, roughly five until ten, starting on Jermyn Street. Hotels and timings are set out on the West End page.
EC2 to EC4, 40 to 60 minutes
Six brunettes gravitate to the Square Mile. Samanta meets at The Ned and likes a dinner booking settled by 3pm. Bianka prefers the Four Seasons at Ten Trinity Square and a day of notice for the table. Tiffany opens with champagne at the Andaz by Liverpool Street straight after office hours. Rosa works Sunday to Thursday and begins under the painted roof of Leadenhall Market. Lucy walks guests up to the Sky Garden, while Margo steers towards a Barbican concert. The City of London page lists the hotels.
Heathrow, three hours minimum
Laura lives in Paddington, one train from the airport, and knows the Hilton serving Terminal 5; in town she often takes same day bookings from noon. Vanessa, sandy balayage and 173 cm, rides the Elizabeth line straight through to Terminal 4. Tina, at 158 cm the shortest woman on the site, likes to be waiting at your hotel soon after you clear arrivals at Terminal 2.
Gatwick, planned ahead
Liana reads French novels on the Gatwick Express and favours the Sofitel by the North Terminal on weeknights. Michelle, 173 cm and a keen sailor, heads for the Hilton on its covered link to the South Terminal and packs her own bitters for a properly made drink. Both need the three hour minimum, travel inside it.
Home districts, for speed
The district is where her journey starts, and inside Zones 1 and 2 it never adds to the price. Soho for Jasmin, Molly and Tiffany. Knightsbridge for Bianka, Margo and Sonya. Paddington for Laura and Vanessa, Marylebone for Liana and Rosa, Chelsea for Michelle and Stacy. Covent Garden for Tina, Mayfair for Samanta, Pimlico for Lucy. When speed matters more than anything else, pick the name that lives closest to your lobby.
Three questions that shorten the list
What time does the evening start? Molly and Jasmin run late, Sonya runs early. Is there a table involved? Bianka and Samanta are the dinner names. Is anyone flying tomorrow? Then look at the Heathrow and Gatwick names above. Answer those three and fifteen usually becomes two. For a plain room visit, none of it matters much: name the hotel and the hour.
Crossing to other lists
Six brunettes are also petite, from Tina at 158 cm up to Tiffany. Michelle, Samanta, Stacy and Vanessa appear on statuesque. For a different colour entirely, compare raven haired or blondes, then message the desk with the name you settle on.
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